I want the biggest margarita ever known to man & to be able to lay on the beach.
My roommate is sending me pictures of her day drinking, & im sitting here with a sweet tea bc of all these pain meds.

foshoitsnikki:

coleparadise:

Awww .

Can I have him!?

I caught baby turtles this size in the river last weekend. 

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The best thing about having knee surgery is that Mom has to stay home & take care of me. :)

It’s my anniversary today with Jacob & yet again I have no chance of seeing him. This long distance thing really sucks sometimes, but I have to remember that if I really love him it’s worth it.
He’s meeting my mom halfway on the 15th so he can spend the weekend with me since I can’t drive for a whole. I’m counting down the days until then & I just want to freeze us in that weekend.
I forgot to post about my weekend with him over Memorial day. It was amazing. We went floating with his dads family, rode 4 wheelers & played Xbox, and I cooked him dinner.

Distance sucks, but he’s really worth it.

Mom keeps telling me all these random parts of animals she had to eat when she was little & I’m about to vomit.

Kill me please.

I wanna talk to all of my followers, I like getting to know people.
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Apparently my friends think of me by my “catch phrases”

Example:
-That’s fucking fantastic!
-Wanna know how many fucks I give? Zero
-Lick my asshole
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